It takes way too many stitches to make a sock!!
I present to you... Davidsox.
David is 6'2" and wears a size 12 shoe. I'm knitting Alice Bell's "Boyfriend Socks" in size large. TWENTY STITCHES PER NEEDLE. I'm just starting the cables, and would have more on them if I hadn't left my fifth size 1 DPN at home when I came to the kaveso to post.
The dragon decided that I should just cast off and make the toe a hat for him.